the great race
remember the post a couple ago?
the one about women's saggy boobs reaching their increasingly high-hiked pants?
i found out at a meeting this week what weird thing old men do...
they search the world for pants with huge zippers.
i have NEVER seen a pair of pants with a zipper more than about 5" long at most.
these old dudes had zippers reaching over a foot.
now, i didn't get out there and measure, but it was enough to distract me.
it wasn't just one guy either... it was the speaker, and any number of old farts around me.
i just can't explain how crazy this is to me... and how much it worries me.
i might get old someday. please, if you're reading this, and you know me, DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO KEEP ME FROM TURNING INTO ONE OF THESE OLD PEOPLE!
the one about women's saggy boobs reaching their increasingly high-hiked pants?
i found out at a meeting this week what weird thing old men do...
they search the world for pants with huge zippers.
i have NEVER seen a pair of pants with a zipper more than about 5" long at most.
these old dudes had zippers reaching over a foot.
now, i didn't get out there and measure, but it was enough to distract me.
it wasn't just one guy either... it was the speaker, and any number of old farts around me.
i just can't explain how crazy this is to me... and how much it worries me.
i might get old someday. please, if you're reading this, and you know me, DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO KEEP ME FROM TURNING INTO ONE OF THESE OLD PEOPLE!
don't forget about the old men that sit down and you can see their bare legs! one day that will be you. maybe even tomorrow!!!
Posted by
Deaver |
April 10, 2006 12:43 AM