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the montague family

i know this awesome family... they're willing to open up their home to anyone and treat them like they're family.

they'll take you out to dinner.
they'll buy you drinks.
they love each other.
they always side with their family.
they just work as a family.

i've been to a party at their house where someone just walked up with a bowl of fruit salad, walked around for a minute, and left. she was at the wrong party... but i swear if she had stuck around, she would have been having frozen red, white, and blue drinks with everyone else like it was nothing.

my family has never been this tight. the montagues argue like any other family, but they stick together like every family should. i would recommend the world famous 4th of july party at the montague household to anyone.

where else are you gonna go to watch old people drink???