if you can read this, you're literate

if you were at nexus this week, you saw about 80 different things (whether you realized it or not).

and if you looked back (away from charlie) at any point in the talk, you would have seen me running circles around that booth.

sarah did help me a LOT, though. pat her on the back if you see her.

the prayer section was the killer. it was a really good one, and i was looking forward to that one. unfortunately, i assumed i knew how to work the remote control and i didn't.

i assumed that once i popped in the dvd, i could just punch the time code into the remote and it would jump to that spot in the movie.

wrong.

it jumps to whatever chapter you punch in.

so the chapter it jumped to was the one on national lampoon's vacation where clark walks into the shower where his wife is washing up. nude.
clark: "can i do your back, honey?"
ellen: "i've already done my back."
clark: "can i... do your front?"

if you don't remember, or you've only seen it on tv, her boobs are flopping around during that conversation.

so, not only am i under the gun to get these THREE clips line up for this ONE point, i saw boobs in church.

i was a little stunned after that and totally lost track of what i was doing.

i think there's a reset button in guys' minds to go blank when they see boobs.

eventually i figured out the dvd remote and got at least one of those clips to play...

...all w/o putting boobs up on the big screen!

Posted by erichapman on Monday, May 15, 2006 at 5:48 PM | Permalink